Days that don’t require pants are automatically good days.
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does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
basically my reaction when I first watched Captain America
me: hey I just met you
me: and this is crazy
me: but you just knocked down a flagpole like a badass, jumped on a grenade to save everyone else, and stole my heart, all in the same scene, and you don't even have your superpowers yet
me: so call me maybe
those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/tv shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your ship looking back at you
#THE ONLY REALLY IMPORTANT THING #there was ONE thing and you fucked it up #well done heyman
you had one job, dammit!
I was especially displeased about this because I had spent the entire decade defending their choice to leave his eyes blue and the importance of the resemblance over colour. And then they betrayed me.
